The reason why 4 inch stilletoes and/or an open bar at weddings is a bad idea...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/08/10/philippines.cannibal.ap/index.html

okay, upon reading this for the 3rd time, i really should not be joking about it. there's nothing in the facts of this article that makes sense. it's senseless. it's bizzarely sick. i only throw my hands up with furrowed brows saying 'what the???" how? why? what kind of people...what the???" poor man. humans suck.