Chronicles of the Kinder Game

You know you're old when you're reminiscing 'old' uni days and reliving crazy things you did then; because you're probably too old and uptight now to ever repeat them...

nonetheless, we had some good times remembering the stupid things we did in the Kinder Game - I think I need to write them down to ensure that we don't forget, or let those forget the shame...

The Beginnings - Jer bought a dozen of Kinder Eggs for his old Sunday School class to give out when he came up to UW to visit. He left them at in the Ghetto house and forgot to bring them back to TO. Cheech, Seoul Man and I were bored and hungry at 2am. Someone broke into the eggs...with the intention of replacing them later..:) The chocolate was uneventful, but the toys - the toys - who would have known that they would bring such excitement? There was the ducky, the king's head on wheels, a car, annnd..the ugliest toy ever made - some sort of abstract painting of a porcupine, which then looked like a gnome if you stood it upright. It sucked. If you were a 5 year old, you would cry because it it would have been such a disappointment. So these 4 toys in their plastic orange eggs - they were just begging to become an innocent game of chance...yes, blasphemous - we changed Sunday School prizes into a gambling game of shame and impropriety...

The Stakes

First started with Cheech loosing...
- cluck around the kitchen table like a chicken
- various silly things in the confines of the kitchen/house
- Seoul Man - had to gon on 1 knee at 2am on the street to belt out the chorus to "I Want It That Way" to an audience of drunken Loose Change Louie's partiers..
- Seoul Man had to do the George pose from Seinfeld
- Seoul Man had to wear the woman's long-haired wig (supplied by UFE999)
- Seoul Man had to put XXXXXL underwear on his head (supplied by UFE999)
- Elmo had to carry a woman's purse around campus for a week
- Cheech had to wear a rasta wig for the day, do the 'ganja dance' in the front of Tax class and talk like a rasta to everyone (incld the prof) for the entire day
- Cheech had to sing Backstreet boys to the pizza delivery man (who in turn told Cheech that he loved him)
- Uncle Benny had to dress up in a home-made super hero costumer, hold the halogen lamp out in the street, as well as the garbage can lid and say "By the power of the universe, I AM HE-MAN!"
- Bullpen Larry had to eat his pizza slice in Cheech's bathroom (adjacent to the
kitchen) and flush intermittently
- AKT had to wear XXXXXXL underwear on her head
- (new) UFE999 had to wear the superhero costume (see rudie's description) with the Mandarin lobster cap and lie across the top of the couch, in front of the fan to create the illusion of flying

There are more...I just can't remember all of them...hahaha